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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

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With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Cast

  • Rose Byrne

    Rose Byrne

    as Linda

  • Conan O'Brien

    Conan O'Brien

    as Therapist

  • A$AP Rocky

    A$AP Rocky

    as James

  • Danielle Macdonald

    Danielle Macdonald

    as Caroline

  • Delaney Quinn

    Delaney Quinn

    as Child

  • Mary Bronstein

    Mary Bronstein

    as Dr. Spring

  • Ivy Wolk

    Ivy Wolk

    as Diana

  • Mark Stolzenberg

    Mark Stolzenberg

    as Parking Attendant

  • Manu Narayan

    Manu Narayan

    as Landlord

  • Christian Slater

    Christian Slater

    as Father

  • Eva Kornet

    Eva Kornet

    as Breathworker

  • Ella Beatty

    Ella Beatty

    as Kate

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Where can I watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is streaming on HBO Max Amazon Channel, HBO Max in the US.

When was If I Had Legs I'd Kick You released?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You came out on October 10, 2025.

Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You worth watching?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You holds a 6.3/10 average from 443 TMDB user ratings. Reactions are mixed, so check the trailer first.

How long is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You runs 113 minutes (1h 53m).

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